Brace Yourself, "Game Of Thrones" Beer Is Coming

I’ll fully admit: I’ve never seen an episode of Game of Thrones. Just not into the whole “dragons and mysticism” thing. But… I know how big the franchise and show is, so news like this just needs to be brought up.

Coinciding with the season premiere in March, Iron Throne Blonde Ale will hit shelves, Huffington Post reports. Apparently, everyone is competing for the Iron Throne in the series, possibly seated at the top of the Aggro Crag.

Seriously, you don’t remember the Aggro Crag? Nickelodeon GUTS.

I officially feel old now.

A 750 ml bottle will cost $8.50, with three new flavors rumored to be released with each season. Purportedly produced be Ommegang, the beers look to be set for fans of the show.

I’d take a Breaking Bud, American Lager Story, Family Rye, Toonamixed drink, or Some Pun Off The Walking Dead But With Alcohol.